STOP WHINING!

Daikaiju Danielle
MemberMothra LarvaeJanuary 27, 20145514 Views42 RepliesEver since the release of the "official" (dunno if it's legit or not), Godzilla 2014 figure, people have been whining...
"HE'S TOO FAT!"- um, EVERY Godzilla is fat! Do you really want a giant toothpick as Godzilla?
"HIS TOES ARE TOO STUBBY!"- Do you want Godzilla's toes to break from his immense size and weight?
"HIS SPINES ARE TOO SMALL!"- So what? How does that hinder a Godzilla???
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Sooo, what you're saying is that your want your Godzilla to look like this:
Mmkay.
"Daddy's home- cake every night,"
*stands and applauds* BRAVO!!!!! LOL! I stand corrected; shutting up about stubby feet from now on! :p
I agree. And the spines arent that small, as we have seen in the trailer. I like that he is fat, and i love the feet.
I think this is the best design of a Godzilla. And I don't his spines are too small, his feet are kind of cool looking, and He doesn't look fat, he looks muscular.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
I agree with you 100% Daikaiju. Keep into consideration some people are never pleased no matter how hard the Director tries.
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HAHAHAHA!!!! :D Well said! I've just about had it up to here with people complaining about what is obveously a great design. Zilla wasn't Godzilla-ey, enough (a.k.a. AT ALL!), so this movie promised a Godzilla true to the original, but designed with some realistic aesthetics. And guess what... that's EXACTLY what they did! That said, here's what I have to say to add to what you already layed out:
#1: Too Fat-skinny Godzilla=not good. 'nuff said. See the Heisei design, people. It works.
#2: Stupid Feet-here is one of those realistic aesthetics at work. A creature that large needs stump-like feet in order to not only move without shattering it's toes, but to hold its massive frame up. Plus, they don't look bad at all!
#3: Small Spines-not only did the Shodaigoji Godzilla design (from 1954) have smaller spines than most of the future designs, this is another realistic change. If the spines are an extention of his own spinal chord, like all spined dinosaurs (the Spinosaurus comes to mind) were, than any trauma to them would cause massive spinal damage. It has been theorized that one reason the Spinosaurs went extinct is because their delicate spines were TOO delicate. Even falling over could damage them, thereby paralizing or even killing them instantly due to spinal damage. As we all know, Godzilla does a lot of falling in the movies, which should hurt him quite a bit. Smaller spines means less damage can be dealt to Godzilla in this film.
Just the facts, man. :)
"Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible." -Rod Serling
The spines for Godzilla are perfect Godzilla,s size is perfect 350 feet tall is perfect for the king,s return and the feet hands and tail awesome!
The spines on the toys are smaller than the actual film for safety reasons.. LOL
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I don,t mind the spines too be small Edwards wants his Godzilla too be liek the 1954,s so the spines are okay in the movie there going too be big not big not too small but the spines on Godzilla for the toys are going too be small or not.
I love how alot of people now start saying how true this is after it is pointed out what they were complaining about...they wanted Zilla all along...traitors...jk
It's funny though!
I know, but the spines are still comparatively smaller to other Godzilla designs. Take a look at the poster. Their bigger than the toy by a substantial margin, but still smaller than the spines of most Godzilla suits. That's what I was talking about.
"Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible." -Rod Serling
Kids can hurt themselves with spikes like the actual Gojira in the films. That's why only collectible items and a few others have the larger sized spikes on it. They put out shortened spikes for kids. Parents won't allow their young kids to get the large sized spikes anyways. Plus, the toy design they released isn't a collectible. So there ya go
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Lol i honestly get exactly wat ur saying, but just to correct you im pretty sure people just mean:
Im not trying to be a smartass or anything ok but this is basically what all the whiners want
And besides, its a figure, figures barely ever look relavent to what they look like in movies
I know I wouldn't! :) Super film accurate figures are for adult collectors, not for children. Especially when they have pointy bits.
"Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible." -Rod Serling
This is hilarious. And true! Daikaiju Danielle, well done. I really am tempted to link this topic on our Godzilla Movies FB page, hahahaha
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Chris:
DO IT!!!! :D
"Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible." -Rod Serling
I think Godzilla's new look is awesome and if I was to design the new Godzilla that's is what I would make him look like.
Somebody tell me what is the building's name Zilla is hugging? I need it for sizes comparison