gonography

Eons ago!
In the time of Dinosaurs...
The Mega Beast assembled
Ruthless, perverse

Living his life
Like any dino would
But then D-day came
And so I had to hide!

To hide!
To hide...
That really sucked...

That's right, the end was near
And when it happened on my land
I retreated down to the underground
The land where the sun don't shine

So I did what I could
To tolerate this place
I lived off radiation
And was a radiator

And it was nice while it lasted...

Eins zwei drei vier!

The humans soon awakened me
They launced a nuclear bomb
That woke me from my slumber

I was thrust in to a new world
A horrible new world
With humans ruling it

I then had a plan
I could destroy them all
And I came upon Japan!

Fire, Destruction, and Death
Soon became a source of power

Power! Power! Power! Power!

Power...

I am the King of the Monsters...
I am the King of the Monsters...
I am the King of the Monsters...
I am the King

I battled Kong and Gigan
Ghidrah kept on coming
But I triumphed in the end
Mothra did her best
Orga, the mentalcase
That failed with all the rest
Even God was no match
And Mechagodzilla
Got a swift kick in the snatch
Quite a history, no doubt
In any case I'm sure
I'm leaving something out...

So there you have it
It's quite a tale to tell
I've come all the way from Hell
And have gone all the way to Heaven

Bow before your Master
And perhaps I'll let you live
Just long enough to squash out
Every drop you have to give

Gonography
Gonography

The number one king from Japan!
The only king from Japan!

Genius!