the litany of the slain (full version)

And I begin my litany

Of people killed by mostly me

Anguirus, he's first in line

King Kong not far behind

Ripped a wing off Mothra

King Ghidorah not so squeamish

Monster Zero crushed by body

Ebirah claw-ripping

Giant Condor he expoloded

Kiras got his wings imploded

Brother Kiras with a body slam

Kumonga double fire

Ghidrah Two was kicked to death

Smashed flat was Gabara

Hedorah had to join the Navy 

 

The Litany of the Vanquished

The Litany of the Slain

You know their names will someday vanish

Enshrined in death they shall remain

 

Gigan, death came quickly

Wagilar, slow and sickly

Mangled spleen of Mandella

Moguranda, yeah we betrayed ya

Crucified the Kastam-Jeller

Bested Mechagodzilla, threats were hollow

Titanosaurus waged his mortal combat

Jellar raped with wombat

 

The Litany of the Vanquished

 

the Garaborg yes he lost his tail

Kabutogi was drowned in hail

The Litany

Spyler was beaten badly

Dedragon was hacked and slashed up madly

of the Slain

 

Kabutogi waped til dead

Biollante fire through the head

You know their names

Ghidrah Three fire blast

Mecha Ghidrah with a meltdown fast

will someday vanish

 

Battra he was bit

Mechagodzilla Two was thricely billed

Enshrined in death

Spacegodzilla got a quickened death

Moguera had to face the music

they shall remain

 

Destroyah disemboweled

Mini Destroyahs raked and trowled

Meganulas with a fiery raid

Megaguirus she had her body blown up

Baragon was thricely blasted

Mothra Two with a body blaze

Ghidrah Four got blown up three times

Mechagodzilla Three icy blast

Mothra Three inferno

Bloody beatdown

Kamoebas

Mechagigan was blown at face

Zilla stuck and skewered

Kumonga Two was manured

Hedorah Two was a fighter

Ebirah Two struck by lighter

Kiras Three what a joke

Monster X get a rope

Keizer Ghidorah hacked and mangled

Gotengo it's metals tangled

Firebird, death expected

Eartheater, resurrected

Stone Creatures a rocky mass

Megavolt Monsters spears up asses

The Seaweed Monster wasn't very scary

But Atlantis Colossus very hairy

Cyclops Monster he got trapped

Chimera napped and happed

Minotaur got horns knocked off

Double chest chop Sirens

Magnotaur saw his magnets flying

Breeder's death was never-ending

 

Time Dragon he never died

Diplodo did, though life he tried

Plant Monster crushed by bison

Kicked the shit out of Voltrang Monster

Fly Monster was burned and blasted

Had to hand a thing named Gravity Goliath

Ice people crushed by weights so heavy

Found the head of Octopus

Super X got crushed by building

Bashed and thrashed the Super X II

Giant Dragonfly was found

Jellyfish guts unwound

Red Bamboo blew up quickly

COBRA group rather wonky

Ant Queen's head was on a stick

Royal Ant Guard what a dick

 

Electric Eels run down by camel

Double arm rip Spider Crab

Sea Turtle got a spear up ass

Giant Ants quickly gassed

Antlion was executed

Giant Beetle electrocuted

Bee Queen murdered mama

Gruesome killing of Black Widow

The Mutos saw their guts spilling

Bagan saw the killing

Messy death for Red Ronin

Centipede Thing crushed with log

And that's what this song is for

The creatures that were killed by Godzilla

And that's what this song is for

So check in on the next Godzilla film

And that's what this song is for

So check in on the next Godzilla film

And that's what this song is for

The creatures that were killed by Godzilla