If Disney owned Godzilla

Disney presents Godzilla vs Mothra 

Mothra:Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

Godzilla:No, you can't. 
Mothra:Yes, I can. 
Godzilla: No, you can't.
Mothra:Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Godzilla:Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

Mothra:No, you're not.  Godzilla:Yes, I am.
Mothra:No, you're not. Godzilla:Yes, I am.
Mothra:No, you're NOT! Godzilla: Yes, I am. Yes, I am!

Godzilla:I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
Mothra:I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
Godzilla:I can live on bread and cheese.
Mothra:And only on that?
Godzilla:Yes.
Mothra:So can a rat!
Mothra:Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
Godzilla:No, you can't. (High)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Higher) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Higher)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Higher) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Higher)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Higher) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Higher)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Higher) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Higher)
Mothra:Yes, I CAN! (Highest)



Godzilla:Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
Mothra:No, you can't. (Softly)
Godzilla:Yes, I can. (Softer) Mothra:No, you can't. (Softer)
Godzilla:Yes, I can. (Softer) Mothra:No, you can't. (Softer)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Godzilla:I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
Mothra:I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
Godzilla:I can open any safe.
Mothra:Without bein' caught?
Godzilla:Sure.
Mothra:That's what I thought--
you crook!
GodzillaAny note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

Godzilla:No, you can't.
Mothra:Yes, I can. Godzilla:No, you can't.
Mothra:Yes, I can.Godzilla: No, you can't.
Mothra:Yes, I can
Mothra and Godzilla:Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Mothra :Cough, cough!)
Godzilla:Yes, you ca-a-a-an!


Gozilla:Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
Mothra:I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
Godzilla:No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Godzilla:No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Mothra:Yes, I can. (Sweeter) Godzilla:No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Mothra:Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) 

Mothra & Godzilla: G:No-M:Yes-G:you-M:I-G:caaaaaaaaan't-M:caaaaaaan! 

Oh he horror!