mankind revolts

1 day , the people of earth were having a normal day , when god himself appeared and destroyed the world leader's house ! after this tragic event , every1 on earth , even christians , finally decide it's time to take a stand and overthrow god but they realize they can't accomplish the task alone ! so they recruit a monster whisperer to communicate with the monsters of monster island and ask them to help in their struggle ! the monsters agree , on the condition that the humans not try to destroy them ! the humans agree not to try to destroy the monsters then they all build teleportation devices and teleport themselves and the monsters to heaven where they come across the pearly gates and confront the gatekeeper ! they take out the gatekeeper and the monsters smash through the gates ! then , god sends his minions to deal with the human and monster armies ! the armies fight off several hordes and eventually reach the palace of god himself , 1st asking nicely to answer the door and when that doesn't work , they smash through the door and call him out ! the monsters search the palace for god and eventually find the throne room ! it's then that he rises from his throne and fights the monsters , eventually being defeated as godzilla transforma into his most powerful form , ultra godzilla and vaporizes god with a super heat ray ! then , every1 returns to the teleporters , return to earth , and continue their daily lives , knowing their biggest threat is gone for good ! now for a alternate version of the story : the evnts at the beggining of the film still transpire , but this time , the course of the journey is altered , before going up to heaven to duel god , they go down to hell to retrieve the 1 weapon known to harm god , satan's pitchfork , they retrieve it , then go up to heaven to duel god with it ! godzilla uses the pitchfork against god and defeats him , then the pitchfork is returned to satans palace , then the humans and the monsters return to earth and continue their daily lives , secure in the fact that mankinds biggest threat is gone for good !