Monsterzero9
MemberAnguirusJan-30-2023 11:01 AMwhen a company gets their dirty mits on the evangelion licence, they are going to do something with it, but what if the do more than just something and oh, screw it! I dont know how to do a compelling intro for this.
this topic is a chronicle and a tribute to weird tokusatsu merchandise. we are going to focus in on eva-01 merchandise, as that category of merch has the most... well....
eva-01 usb hub. so that your usb's can go berserk to!
eva-01 kiryu. machine that can go haywire + machine that can go berserk = a major league mistake for both nerv AND g-force!
eva-01 hat. do NOT, in any circumstance, wear this in public.
eva-01 box. is it really eva-01 anymore?
eva-01 mouse. this was 100% designed for battle prowess, im sure of it!
evazilla-01. godzilla and eva-01 woke up in the same bed one morning and found this thing lying on the floor. they never speak of that day EVER AGAIN.
eva-01 kamacuras. what if instead of basing the evas on adam, nerv just armored up some mantises and sent them in to battle sachiel? that, that is the best timeline.
eva-01 with godzilla colors. no its not!
eva-01 but shinji is gigantic. this image is more confusing than the show!
eva-01 but hes an inaccurate velociraptor. weren't the designers of the evas supposed to be the smart ones?!?!.....wait-
crayfish eva-01. perfect for the whole family!
leave your funky toku merch finds in the comments below.
or dont, I dont care!
heres an eva-02 crayfish
I dont think anyone bought the crayfishes though.
heres an eva-02 raptor
heirs the tokustatsu haul for january 2023.
Im trying to get into the wider world of tokusatsu in 2023, luckily everything is going through anniversary's, which means more north american realeases!
