Godzilla is coming to your town...

Moses
MemberMothra LarvaeMarch 18, 20142049 Views22 RepliesYou wake up to the morning news.
Godzilla has made landfall in your town and is nearing your home.
People run past your house screaming in terror.
You look outside your house and see a hulking 107m tall monster walking down the street.
What do you do?
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
Take my camera
Go outside
Take a photo with him
Give him all my money
And then ... Run away...
go outside
take many pictures
try to clime up his tail
stand on his head
see all of the destruction he causes
and then die after being exposed to the huge ammounts of radiation :)
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If anything, I'd probably just get in the car and drive for my freaking life. I don't care about speed limit, Godzilla is walking down the street, I'm not gonna stop for the police in that situation.
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
Take pictures of him, hop in the car and drive far enough away so you can his full body, take more pictures, then drive away and sell the pictures to newspapers, become rich.
"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self." - Ernest Hemingway.
Scream in enjoyment
take a picture of me and him
post the pic on facebook and twitter and would say "yah bitches!"
climb to his head and ride him
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Take pictures
find a friend
hop in my jaeger
punch godzilla in the face
realise that didn't work
start running
get atomic breathed
die
need a bigger jaeger o_o
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Well, first I'd stick it into the faces of all the skeptics who said he couldn't exist, proceed to act as a guide who's an expert on the creature at hand (which I am in comparison to the rest of my town), and only allow them safety if we demolish the complications of old society to rebuild a perfect new one after Godzilla destroys everything.
Put on the led codpiece I always keep handy on my person.
Look for my camera.
Take a picture of him.
Realize that it is too late to escape death by radiation poisoning.
Cry.
Realize that this is the perfect opportunity to die in literally the most badass way physically possible.
Ponder what my exact options for this are.
Steal a flare gun.
Climb to the top of a skyscraper in his path.
Fire a flare at his eye once he is very close.
Be forever remembered as the guy who died by jumping into Godzilla's mouth as he roared in fury.
Go outside
Freakout why Im in a human town and not sleeping under a pile of gold
Fly back to the misty mountain
I Believe In Harvey Dent
i had a dream about this, except i was on vacation, in a valley, and when godzilla attacked, a bunch of bandints with sombreros and machetes were charging people moeny to escape, and when they thought he was gone, they had a party with bright lights, and that annoyed godzilla so he came back, which i had known would happen. what a dream, terryfing though, and gory...
king of the monsters
I had a dream in which Godzilla and Destoroyah were duking it out in the middle of Disney World.
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
I live in "tornado Alley" of N. Central Texas. I would treat Godzilla like a Tornado. If you can see it moving, stay where you are, photograph and observe. If it doesn't appear to be moving only getting LARGER, it is heading directly toward you! Run until you can tell it is not heading toward you. you would then hunker down until it passes by. Unfortunately, tornadoes do not have Atomic Breath! Therefore, do not run toward anything that may incur his wrath.(tanks,cannons,aircract aproaching or bright light sources).