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I believe you and yes Kong does slightly look like Honest Abe Lincoln. If Kong is Abe Lincoln, does that make Godzilla Ryoma Sakamoto?

Also, I love Shin just as much... if not more.

I love him too... but Shin would win, in my opinion.

I'm just annoyed because he used to be a G Fan like us, and turned completely around as soon as the critic reviews came for KOTM, to the point of insulting everyone around him. Don't believe me? Go back to his early activity. 

But, you're right... but it's fun... but, more importantly, it's the wrong topic. So, final words, Kong's beard looks nice and is pretty accurate, but makes him look like Abe Lincoln.

I love Legendary Godzilla, he might not be hip with those fancy shamancy beam attacks but he is a brute with a purpose

@TheLazyFish I agree

However I did say ignore Macumbalove, he is a troll and he feeds of our comments like some sort of internet vampire. Pay no further attention to him

I actually think it looks good on Kong. Makes him look wiser beyond his years.

Macumbalove back at it again, isn't he?

Why do you hate on the Monsterverse SO SO So much?

... The fuck? What does that even have to do with anything? The beard is ACCURATE, which is what this series is going for. The beard is just an ACCURATE, unique design choice; it won't be the deciding factor of whether this movie flops or not. People are asking those questions because A. The end credits of KOTM mentioned Monarch creating a giant robot on Skull Island, B. We've already had a lot of Toho Kaiju brought into the movies, and C. I'ts fucking fun to think about. Also, no one thinks it's going to go MARVEL mainstream; that's fucking Disney. It might become a kind of fun thing the general audience would kinda like, like Lord Of The Rings of Harry Potter, but maybe not quite THAT popular. No one ever thought THOSE books would become so widely loved, especially since back then they were very niche. Hell, even Marvel was niche before Iron Man was made, making that shit as popular as it is now. So saying it can't even be LIKED by the general audience, especially with the reviews that KOTM got, is actually quite stupid and close minded. Hell, it seems the only reason you don't think it well is because of the profits and critic ratings (not audience) of ONE of THREE movies already out. THAT'S fucking stupid.

Also, if I recall, YOU were a G fan a couple months ago. YOU were happy about this movie. YOU lurked and signed up for this forum. YOU are still here. In conclusion, YOU are just a closeted G fan.

If you weren't always here and you at least didn't include "Also, Judging by the morons at the LA comic con monsterverse panel, (Will we see Destroyah derp derp, Will we see Mechagodzilla derp derp) You G fans haven't learned anything at all. " Then I MIGHT have been able to take you seriously, but NOOOO, you just had to make an Ad Hominem and now I'm stooping to your level which is just fucking great! No offense meant, but I'm getting really sick of you pretending like you were never  G Fan in the first place and that we're all dumb because we don't necessarily agree.

TL;Dr ... Your logic is kinda flawed because of the reasons of the first paragraph, and then in the second paragraph on is just a stupid rant.

The beard is all kinds of dumb; And it will flop simply because no one cares about it and no one cared about kotm. If people think Godzilla and the Monsterverse will go mainstream like Marvel you are living in a fantasy world. Also, Judging by the morons at the LA comic con monsterverse panel, (Will we see Destroyah derp derp, Will we see Mechagodzilla derp derp) You G fans haven't learned anything at all. 

Gman: Woah

Oh my god he's a vampire... and I guess that would make Ghidorah the werewolf? But he was sucking energy from Godzilla's neck- oh my god... I just realized it... Godzilla is the og type of vampire, like Dracula, because of his greyish coloration and his toned down shit... and Ghidorah... is Twilight Vampire, because he's so shiny and bright colored, has a shrill voice, regenerates really quickly because of the giant fanbase, and most of all... has a giant storm following em because he's an edgelord... dear god...

Kaiju News Outlet compared Kong's new beard to the FANTASTIC one that belongs to his first film's director, Jordan Vogt-Roberts.

New headcanon! They used Jordan Vogt-Roberts for motion capture of Kong's new beard :D

Y'know, come to think of it... Godzilla Technically absorb energy from Mothra, sooo… That's it. As soon as a full textless version of this poster comes out, I am making a Vampire vs Lincoln version. :P

It's hilariously bad.

... I might watch that someday... really interested now...

Oh don't get me started on those!

... Never heard of it... really wish I did...

TheLazyFish:

Absolutely agreed, the posters were incredibly misleading.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter(2012)

You don't remember the advertising for this movie? It had me falling out of my seat laughing the first time I saw it.

Anyways, back to the actual video... friggin amazing...

... what?

Naw, it makes him a vampire.

Gomi: Ninja Monster

If they did the Mechagodzilla City thing and portal thing, but still finished it off like an ACTUAL Godzilla film, or have Mechagodzilla City fight back in some sort of way and regrowing, causing a long, arduous battle between it and Godzilla... I'd be applauding even more than if it was more true to a Godzilla film. It would have been amazing! I mean, the people would have still been weird and annoying to me, but god it would have been so worth it! Instead... we got a ghost city destroyed in two beams and space noodles that couldn't even really fight much... and Mothra was just friggin teased at! They kept teasing us with a Kaiju fight... if you aren't going to have a fight, at least don't tease it!

Gomi: Ninja Monster

Yeah, it really does make him look like Abe Lincoln! XD

Wait, if Kong is Abe Lincoln... does that make Godzilla a Confederate? .... Uh oh... Dougherty's gots some 'xplainin to do!

Everyone uses the low budget excuse...

Something about keeping it grounded and not going all in on fanservice or other similar excuses. Honestly if it weren't Godzilla, I would've said the anime made some cool choices with it's monsters, they are really creative decisions that shake up the formula. But since it was Godzilla, there's a certain level of monster action that's expected, and turning things into cities or space noodles is not conducive to brawls. BUT EVEN THEN, there were still ways to have the cake and eat it too, like have Godzilla actually stomp through the city and have it rebuild and fight back, or yank Ghidorah through the portals and finish him on earth, but I guess we can't always have nice things.

It did have a low budget. I'm not sure why that would be a lame excuse, however.

I like it. It gives Kong a unique look for the movie

Low budget? That would be a lame excuse though.

TheLazyFish:

I know, I've been sitting here for weeks trying to make sense of the beard, it was thanks to you mentioning it that I finally remembered mountain gorillas. I'm hoping it looks fuller in the movie though, this picture makes it seem a little too thin and spiky, combine that with his cheekbones and I keep getting Abe Lincoln vibes.

But this is the potential it had! Jesus Christ! Why couldn't they have put even a little effort into it? Why?!!

Calm down... We all know the anime sucked.

... Dear God... WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE GET THAT IN THE ACTUAL ANIME?!!!! GOD DAMN IT SHIIIIIIIIIII

Kong is VERY stronk then.

I enjoyed the hell out of that!

1) Godzilla: KOTM
2) Kong: Skull Island
3) Godzilla (2014)

Gomi: Ninja Monster

That's what I'm sayin! XD Well... the gorilla part, at least. 

Yeah, I saw that.