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The story is about a WACK humanized female Godzilla and company. Sound strange? It is. HAHAHA!

Minilla walked along the beaches of monster island, minding her own business. She was waiting… Waiting for someone. Then, out of the ocean, Godzilla rose out of the water, doing a magnificent hair flip. Minilla, excited, ran over to her foster parent and jumped into the water, making an enormous splash. Godzilla shielded her face momentarily, then patted Minilla on the head. “I hope your behaving kiddo.”  As the two kaiju walked onto the shore, Godzilla suddenly remembered something. “Hey, wasn’t Anguirus supposed to be watching you?” Suddenly, Anguirus came out of nowhere and slammed into Godzilla. Squatting on top of the stunned Godzilla, Anguirus turned to Minilla and said “And that, junior, is how to do a sneak attack!” Godzilla got up, fuming. “I’m glad you’re teaching her, but did you REALLY have to do that?” “Yeah! I got you good!” “Ugh. You drive me crazy.” Godzilla turned to Minilla and said “I’m going to teach you how to fight three kaiju.” Anguirus grinned and said “I can beat you on my own!” “Really now?” “Ehhh… I'll call Rodan and Ceasar just to make it more interesting.” Anguirus roared, the vocalization carrying over the island. In a few moments, Rodan soared out of the clouds and landed gracefully onto the ground. “Oh, don’t tell me you two are having another fight and you’re dragging me into this?” Godzilla crossed her arms and said “Well, Anguirus thought that it would make it more fun.” “Fine. But no atomic breath.” “Aw… You always ruin the fun….” Out of the bushes, Queen Ceasar watched the three kaiju out of the bushes. When she tried to sneak away, Anguirus noticed her. “Caesar, you came!” “F*ck.” Caesar reluctantly joined Anguirus and Rodan. “Ready?” asked Godzilla. “Yeah!” Anguirus, Rodan, and Caesar charged towards Godzilla. The fight had begun.

Anguirus lunged towards Godzilla, who jumped over her, using Anguirus’s head as leverage to jump over Caesar’s punch. Godzilla collided with Rodan mid-air, grabbed Rodan by the back of her skirt, then threw her at Caesar, the two landing in a heap. “Is that all you got?” asked Godzilla. Suddenly, a large rock hit Godzilla straight in the face. “OW!” Rodan kicked Godzilla in the stomach, then grabbed her by her shoulders and tossed Godzilla into Caesars waiting fists. Godzilla hit a mountainside with a thud as Rodan prepared to grab her again, but Godzilla grabbed Rodan’s leg and tossed her away. Godzilla turned around to see Queen Caesar jumping at her from behind, but Godzilla grabbed her tail and swung her around letting go after a few seconds. “If that’s really all you’ve got, then this really isn’t a fair fight-OW!” Godzilla looked at her tail to see Anguirus biting it. “What have I told you about BITING MY TAIL?” “Well, you tell that to Mothra, not me.” Godzilla, furious, swung her tail as hard as she could, dislodging Anguirus, sending her into Rodan. As the 4 monsters fought, high up in the atmosphere, an evil being sat on a throne, looking up at a screen surveying earth. A figure appeared at the doorway, her red visor glinting. “My queen, we have arrived at Earth.” The being on the throne grinned. “Thank you Gigan. The conquest will begin shortly…”